Celebrective memory


similar to selective memory. caused by either the death of a celebrity or the launch of someone into celebrity status.
this is a trait commonly found in hipsters. it is widely proliferated by the media and their lack of real news.
celebrective memory in death
whitney houston premortem: “haha whitney and bobby are probably doing crack or heroine. what a waste.”

whitney houston postmortem: “omg. there will never be another whitney. her music touched me so much.”

celebrective memory in stardom
jeremy lin prestardom: “wtf who’s that asian guy on the warriors?”

jeremy lin poststardom: ” honestly, lin is already on the level of kobe and wade. you could tell he had something all along, but he just let it loose.”

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