celebreviate


the act of combining two celebrity’s names because they are dating, married, etc.
people celebreviate for every couple in hollywood these days.

bennifer – ben afleck and jennifer lopez
tomkat – tom cruise and katie holmes
brangelina – brad pitt and angelina jolie

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