Celebritweet
when a celebrity actually takes the time out of their rather busy schedule(ex. mani, pedi or partying) or blatant self promoting to respond to one of your tweets.
@insertyournamehere your welcome here is your {celebritweet}@insertrandomcelebrityhere
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