celebstitution
the term used to describe the creation of an increasingly marginal yet conveniently accessible level of “celebrity”—characterized by those whose actions make them a regular tabloid/paparazzi target, thus diverting unwanted attention away from legitimate celebrities and allowing them to lead relatively normal lives.
celebrities living in hot-spots such as hollywood must be thrilled by the low-hanging-fruit phenomenon of celebst-tution, which keeps the paparazzi chasing reality “stars” while they run errands and drive their kids to school in peace. (perhaps they should even consider starting a celebst-tute fund to ensure that this seemingly bottomless supply of willing distractions is kept spray-tanned and ed-hardied to their hearts’ content.)
in the game of beer pong, when a player leaves a game for more than one shot and another player comes in for their shots it is a celebst-tution.
josh and drew are playing their friends at beer pong, drew takes a leave of absence and sully takes his celebrity shot and he keeps playing for drew. this is known as a celebst-tution.
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