celebusexual
only s-xually attracted to celebrities, regardless of gender.
“everyday people just don’t turn me on.” – bob
“then who turns you on?” – john
“katy perry. miley cyrus. harry styles. etc” – bob
“harry styles? so you’re bi?” – john
“not really… i wouldn’t hook up with a regular guy, but if it were brad pitt i would. i’m just… celebus-xual. ” – bob
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