Celekinesis
that feeling you get that you are being beckoned by someone via cell, then to find out it was your imagination. but upon returning it to your pocket, you receive a phone call or text.
-walking with friends and soon feeling a vibration in your pocket, you don’t want to be rude so you ask to be excused-
‘whoa…this might be important, i’ll be right back…
-you check your phone and see it was a ghost vibe-
‘…hey guys i’m back,’ -phone viberates as soon its placed back in pocket-
‘o goddamit!’
friend: ‘chill bro, seems kind of cool that you got celekinesis’
-people dumbfounded that your friend made a psuedosmart word on the spot-
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