cell belly
the cell belly is the m-ssively oversized abdominal region often seen on the people that spend the majority of their time glued to their mobile devices. often seen in accompanying a well developed case of tech. neck, the cell belly is typically an indicator of a devoted web browser, blogger or social media hound.
jane: so, what happened to that new year’s resolution that you told me about? you said you’d be rocking a six pack this summer?
john: oh yeah. about that, i made a new resolution. instead of rocking a six pack, i’ll be rocking this sweet cell belly!
jane: d-mn. just d-mn.
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