cell phone amnesia


when you are in a call and get a call waiting signal. you answer the call waiting signal and totally forget your original caller. after you end call, the cell phone rings back from original caller.
girlfriend 1 calls.
while talking. girlfriend 2 calls in.
you answer and leave gf 1 on hold.
you end call from gf 2.
cell phone rings back from gf 1 who is now p-ssed cause you got cell phone amnesiaon her!

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