Cell Phone Boyfriend
1) a guy who is very flattering and flirty, as long as he isn’t face to face with you. usually shy, but possibly a player. so look carefully!
2) a boy you have become friends with over text message and im. you could talk together all night and day. but, you already have a boyfriend that you don’t want to leave. so the relationship stays limited to the sweet conversations you have at a distance.
i have a crush on this guy, and we talk all the time. every night! but i don’t want to break up with nevin to chase a crush. i guess i’ll have to keep him as a cell phone boyfriend.
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