Cell Phone Justice
1. the advantage one gains over the inattention of another using a cell phone.
2. the consequence one receives because of another using a cell phone.
1. i got cell phone justice at the grocery store today because i dipped in front of a witless fool yacking on his cell at the checkout and got out of there in a flash.
2. it took me forever to get out of 7-11 because the idiot behind the counter was yacking on his cell. he gave bad cell phone justice.
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