celloma
the waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including p-ssersby.
“this dumb-f-ck in a celloma b-mped into me on the street, knocking my coffee all over my coat.”
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