cellphone blindness
a condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. they are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence “blindness”). these people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol’ text ‘n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.
if you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.
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