celltard


1. the person in the audience at a concert, play, movie, etc, who forgot to turn off his/her cell phone and is reminded of that fact by getting a call during the event, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

2. someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.
distant reverberating phone ring: beep boop boop beepity beep boop boop!
other people in audience: what a celltard!

celltard: blah blah bllaahhhh! bbblllaahhh!
other people: shh!
a person so insecure that the cannot function in life without having a cell phone attached to their ear. typically, a younger person.
look at that group of cell-tards walking down the street!

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