Cellucination


the feeling that your cell-phone is ringing or vibrating, when it’s not.
man1: do you hear a phone ringing?
man2: no.
man1: are you sure?
man2: dude, you’re having a bout of cellucination.
the act of mistaking random noises for the ring of one’s cell phone.
you can’t get two sentences out without her having a cellucination and diving for her purse.
when you think your cell phone is going off-but it isn’t.
i thought my phone rang, but it was a cellucination.

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