Cellular Molestation
cellular molestation is when someone forces their opinions or viewpoints on your cellphone via text message. also called textual molestation. they basically molest your phone with cr-p you don’t want to read. it’s not as bad as voice mail molestation because in most cases you actually have to -ssault your ear drums with their useless sh-t before your voice mail allows you to delete it. otherwise you have that nagging little 1 on the top of your blackberry reminding you that you have one voice mail you haven’t listened to.
“i avoided kristin at work all day yesterday specifically so that i didn’t have to listen to her nonsensical rambling so in retaliation she performed a twelve-page cellular molestation on my phone.”
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