Celtic Kevin
the act of which, during masturbation, a man would pull down on his p-n-s – tearing the skin – then rubbing cream, preferably low fat, into the red-bl–dy section. the stinging makes the varicose vein swell up and produces thrice as much sperm.
woah, i had a celtic kevin earlier and it made me fancy some cheesecake.
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