celurbate
the act of masturbating as a form of celebration, usually done in private at or around weddings, important functions or shortly after getting the results from a very important exam etc…
friend 1: “dude i got a 96 on that exam!”
friend 2: ” i got a 100, im probably gonna go celurbate later “
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