Cement pants


when a persons sh-ts themselves due to no availible toilet resources. the sheer m-ss of sh-t combined with heat means the sh-t turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your -rs- but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.
helen: hurry up bill why are you walking so slow?
bill: sorry, i’m carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

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