Cent Cal
the giant central valley in california.
(btw the norcal socal border is 2 hours north of bakersfield)
socal: hey have you heard of cent cal?
norcal: is it a microbrewery?
socal: no i think its the giant valley in california where 90 percent of the nation’s produce comes from?
norcal: oh, i don’t give a sh-t about the other 80 percent land m-ss of california besides orange county and the bay area.
socal: yeah me neither, let’s give each other handjobs.
norcal: b-tchin’
that part of california above bakersfield but between the bay that thinks that it is known enough to have its own part of california…
however sadly the people who believe this are wrong, the border of southern and northen california is right above bakersfield and there is no cent cal…
f-g, “bro, have you ever been to cent cal?”
man “where?”
f-g, “you know, cent cal, like fresno or around there.”
man “no i have never been to norcal, i hear only tweakers live up there”
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