centaur express
a syrum mix extracted from human s-m-n and horse s-m-n. some put this f-cking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the sh-t out of people
guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the h-ll did you get this?
guy 2- lmao that’s because its centaur express
guy 1- awh f-ck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
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