Center Surfing
the act of being inconsiderate of someone else’s weed and bowl pack. when you literally surf your lighter flame over the middle of the pack to get the best hit you can.
total d-ck head: hey brahhh p-ss the bong i wanna get f-cked up
awesome kid : chill (p-sses the bong, against better judgement)
total d-ck head: i smoke reefer all day (takes h-t)
awesome kid : nice job center surfing you flem wad
total d-ck head : brahhhhhh brahhh chill i’m just smoking’ reefer
awesome kid : get the f-ck out of my house you square (slams door)
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