centimeter-peter
an extremely small p-n-s
that dude has a centimeter-peter!
phrase used to describe a male p-n-s when it is so short or small that it can only be measured in centimeters.
1. brett favre’s p-n-s
2. nyjets football player: “hey favre, my 5 yr old son’s johnson is bigger than your centimeter peter!”
the word centimeter peter comes from scotland where a young boy name peter was jacking off. he realized that his p-n-s was really small so he came up with a nick name for his p-n-s. he wanted it to rhyme with his first name. hence the name centimeter peter.
brad you have a centimeter peter.
usually used as an unkind insult to a male. can also be used for a small d-ck the size of a centimeter smaller or not much larger.
person 1- haha last x-mas party i got to see person 3’s centimeter-peter!
person 2-really……….that was kinda a harsh insult i’m not much bigger.
person 1-oh…….
a man with a very small d-ck.
started by ——-
peterson.
a hilarious name to call a guy.
girl 1:hahaha!!!
girl 2: is she okay?!
girl 3:oh she just almost slept with centimeter-peter
last night.
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