cereal bowls
the act of making a bowl of cereal inside of a girl’s v-g-n- and then proceeding to eat it out. using a spoon is optional.
wow, i must have put on at least 3 pounds last night after i continuously cereal bowl’d ally.
marijuana smoked during morning hours, commonly done immediately after waking up.
those cereal bowls completely killed my hangover dude.
marc wake up, i wanna smoke some cereal bowls before cl-ss.
having doggy style s-x with a lactating woman and the male reaches around and milks her into a bowl. once he has enough milk he proceeds to eat cereal (normally cheerios) with the bowl resting on her back while still having s-x.
my woman is great! first i find out she’s still breastfeeding, then this morning i was late for work but still wanted a piece so she suggested we save time by having me cereal bowl her. it was so sweet i didn’t even need to add sugar to it.
when you punch someone in the mouth, and knock out some off their teeth then you proceed to -j-c-l-t- into their mouths, so when they open their mouth it looks like a cereal bowl. you finish off the deed by saying cheerios as you walk away.
-so what happened with dude last night?
-well i was fighting him when i finally got in a good punch and knocked him out along with a couple of his teeth, so i proceeded to to give him a cereal bowl.
-please tell you said cheerios as you walk away?
-it wouldn’t be a cereal bowl if i didn’t.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng inot a girl/lady friend’s belly b-tton, and then procedding to eat the milky goodness with a small spoon, commly used to eat soup.
cody: last night, delila, let me enjoy the fine dish i prepared in her belly b-tton.
will: d-mn dude, thats totally sick, i wished sara would let me have a cereal bowl!
another form of “serious” – similar to when people say “cereal” rather than “serious”
person 1: that chick’s a dime piece fa sho!
person 2: cereal bowls!
when someone has a concave chest. resembling a cereal bowl
that kid over there with the short bus has a cereal bowl chest! hee hee
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