cereal box French
a very shaky command of french, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in canada. comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.
1. i would love to visit quebec, but like most albertans, i only know cereal box french.
2. aaron: how did you know that “gratuit” meant “free”?
barbara: must be my cereal box french.
3. edmonton hasn’t won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their “city of champions” sign to read “city of champignons” (“city of mushrooms”) even edmontonians understand cereal box french.
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