Cereal in the fridge day
when you accidentally put the cereal in the fridge instead of the milk because you are d-mn tired and just feel like sh-t. usually means the rest of the day will be ruined.
“ah jeeze i put the godd-mn cereal in the fridge, looks like i’m in for a cereal in the fridge day” ~shudders~
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