cereal pirate
1. a pirate who menacingly sneaks through walmart at night messing up all of the cereal boxes, changing their order, and damaging packaging; resulting in the constant disarray that is the walmart cereal aisle.
2. a person who is quite rude and possibly improper, with little intelligence.
1. those cereal pirates dented this box of cocoa puffs!
2. man, she’s such a cereal pirate. i can’t believe she farted in front of your parents.
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