Cereal Session
when you and a buddy pour some cereal (cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.
john: hey man lets have a cereal session
brandon: h-ll yeah!
(john and brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)
john: hey whats up how life man?
brandon: dude i think my girlfriend is cheating on me.
john: why man?
brandon: cause i think i might have herpes, my b-lls itch.
john: aww man that f-cking sucks.
john: yeah, last week i was on vacation. i saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.
brandon: what? no way?
john: yeah dude, weird huh?
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