cerealist
someone who has mastered the art of eating, making and preparing a perfect bowl of cereal.
a true cerealist takes p-ssion in mixing brands to find the perfect balance of texture and sweetness.
ex. golden grahams & capn’ crunch
or cinnamon toast crunch & crispix
some hardcore cerealists even subst-tute regular milk for chocolate milk.
because matt considers himself a cerealist (and he’s incredibly stoned right now), he’s probably going to make himself a bowl of golden capn’ chocolate crunch grahams. and it will be epic.
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