certificial
-pr-nounced- (sur-ta-fish-all)
the combination of the spelling & meaning of the words certified & official.
certainty a person, place, or thing is of the highest bonafied, authorized, uncontested standard of certification of facts, truth, &/or description of subject or object;
more guaranteed official than a referee’s standard issue whistle.
“..that kiesha cole b-day party at sweet’s was h-lla certificial mayne.”
“potna dude at grafftrixx designed me some clean certificial black t’z.”
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