certified bone donor


a certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male wh-r-. for one to receive such a t-tle, all forms of sn-tch must be explored and slayed. fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.
as my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. it’s time to bring in a certified bone donor.

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