Cervix Breaker
a p-n-s or an object so big that either it feels like or the cervix is really breaking, which in almost all cases is really bad
tim: hey you get some last night jack?
jack: yeah i unleashed the cervix breaker on here and she started to moan loud as a f-ck.
1. one who breaks a cervix.
2. one who uses their unusually large p-n-s to open a woman’s cervix during v-g-n-l s-x. the resulting cervix is now considered “broken.”
stacie: omg, i can touch the inside of my uterus now.
jordan: really? me too!
stacie: joey was so huge; he broke my cervix last night.
jordan: what a cervix breaker!
1. one who breaks a cervix.
2. one who uses their unusually large p-n-s to unnaturally open a woman’s cervix during v-g-n-l s-x. the resulting cervix is now considered “broken” and the owner of the said cervix will now give birth a lot quicker.
stacie: omg, i can touch the inside of my uterus now.
jordan: really? me too!
stacie: joey was so huge; he broke my cervix last night.
jordan: leik omg! what a cervix breaker!
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