cesni


devilish dervishes out of the ottoman empire, cesnis are a complex mix of compulsive cleaning, expert scrabble play, and chunked fairway woods. they often display an odd penchant for whiskey fueled fall weather rants and country club wedding crashing. all else pales to their affection for sky-high heels which become anthropomorphized. they often hold court while their heels deliberate on an upgrade in closet positioning. despite all appearances, cesnis are normal and can be approached safely – unless you are wearing crocs.
(whispered) dude, the cesni is wearing louboutins to soccer again.

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