CFM

come f-ck me
this girl has a cfm look
come f-ck me. usually said about a hot women wearing high heels and a short skirt. but when questioned by your wife/girlfriend just tell her it stands for centrifuged modulars and just point at some random object.
man: d-mn that girls is just screaming cfm
wife: cfm? whats that honey?
man: centrifuged modular you dumb c-nt. i was looking at that truck over there.
cubic feet per minute, as in how much air a fan can move in a minute.
holy sh-t that vantec tornado has a 113 cfm rating!
come f-ck me shoes – high heeled – can be trampy looking shoes women wear when they are on the prowl.
d-mn gina, your sportin’ some mighty cfm’s tonight. you’re sure gonna get some fo sure
come f-ck me, often used to describe s-xy clothes and high heal shoes
she wore her c.f.m. outfit to the party so she would be sure to get laid.
complete f-cking moron

someone whom is so brain dead that they cant be in public without doing something stupid or p-ssing someone off.
person 1- ”hey did you see kyle in the store last night ? he was riding in a shopping kart down the aisles and knocked over ten grocery shelves and killed two people!”

person 2- ”kyle is a cfm.”
an extreme pathological liar/embellisher.

stands for “ceiling fan man.” origin comes from someone who made up an elaborate story about having two brothers who died, one of which hung himself from a ceiling fan.
dave: “dylan just told me that his dad is part owner of the cincinnati bengals.”
morgan: “what a f-cking c.f.m.”