CFT
acronym (’cause f-ck them) used when disgusted with a topic, person, concept, etc.
stinky said he was going to call in sick and stay home from work today, cft.
chipotle fajita thursday
“guys, do we want chicken finger thursday or cft?”
controlled flight into terrain
the federal aviation administration’s (faa) formal word for crashing.. basically instructs pilots to try not to hit buildings and stuff on the ground.
cft is a subject never practiced in real-life.. a pilot usually only gets to try it once..
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