cglf


couldn’t give less f-ck
example1: on election night majid h-ssan set up that yahoo election-alarm to notify him of the winner b4 hitting the sheets. the alarm suddenly woke him up at 2am in cold sweat with tump winning. majid then text his homie

majid h-ssan: yo saeed d-mn i just sh-t my pants! can’t believe trump became president…
saeed omar: i am going back to iraq on friday night! cglf

example 2: mike text jody

mike: yo jody kim kardashian just got her -ss rob in france sh-t
jody: bruh i’m eating crabs with oysters mayne! cglf who’s kim kardashian again?

Read Also:

  • booted up

    booted up is like another way of saying cooling it or hanging out with your friends me and my n-gg-s booted up

  • but umm .... tssss

    when a friend or co-worker is stalling for thought during conversation with “but ummmmm”, it is completed by the other person with “tsssss” first used by joey and ana at st. peter but umm …. tssss co-worker 1: i went to miami last week and had a great time, but umm …. co-worker 2: tssssssss

  • algedu

    this is where you sneeze when you try to spell already and you look down and realize you spelled algedu. i tried spelling already the other day and i had to sneeze so when i did, i looked down and i typed algedu.

  • ciella

    ciella is someone careing sweet and is always honest to a friend loves animals as much as her family and when she does something bad she will never forgive herself and she always try’s her best and usually loves wolves all time favorite! and all ways is self centered also is strong and beautiful and […]

  • dark matter filled my universe

    there aren’t any definitions for dark matter filled my universe yet. can you define it?


Disclaimer: cglf definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.