Chad

being basic as sh-t in a certain environment. referring to the absolute epitome of being a b-tch at a party or drinking event.
dude you were such a chad last night at wibs when you made us leave early to go to the burrito man.
a member of the male gender, a chad is a person, typically named chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. he usually accomplishes this by c-ckblocking other guys. a chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored b-tton-up shirt. chad’s also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer.
this bar is full of nothing but chads.

i would have scored with that girl if that chad would have just shut his piehole.
a stereotypical douchebag -sshole/jock/frat boy/ with an ego the size of the planet, who needs a swift roundhouse kick to the jaw, ala chuck norris style (though if actually issued by norris, this punishment may be too extreme, even for a chad). basically, they think they’re the best at everything, love to talk sh-t, and are a general nuisance in every way possible.

a chad is somewhat easy to sight, as they’re everywhere, but the only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. they typically dress in a similar manner to a “bro”, though are not in fact bros. they either wear the latest fashionable clothing from big brands, or highly expensive graphic tees, most likely of the mma (mixed martial arts) variety. they most likely sport a tribal tattoo, or something of the like. they most commonly drive v6 mustangs, s10 pickup trucks, or crotch rockets.

chads can be found in large numbers at frat houses, local hipster bars, and nu metal concerts (which are obviously real metal shows…). they often travel in groups of a few, but can be found in swarms at these establishments. other than being c-cky and talking sh-t, other popular pastimes of chads include, but are not limited to: beer pong, racing hondas, ufc, and blasting nu metal on their stereo because they think it makes them look like a bad-ss.

again, not to be confused with the bro, who may or may not share some of these characteristics, but is actually cool, and therefore, is ok to hang around with.
dude 1: dude, this bar is totally full of chads tonight, what gives?
dude 2: it’s $1 bud light night. don’t you know? they only like light beer.
dude 1: meh, screw this. let’s go somewhere else and grab a pitcher of newcastle.
a stereotypical -sshole jock.
some chad knocked me into a table when he shoved some guy and now my arm hurts.
a narcissistic pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies. has a tendency to tell stories that are completely untrue to perpetuate lies about people he claims are his friends and lies about his own life to ellicit emotions, like sympathy and envy, from his friends. he is intelligent enough that it takes a while to catch on to his lies. often, there is no point to his lies – he tells them just to tell them.
that guy is such a chad. i can’t believe we didn’t question his lies!
chad another term for chronic dope mary jane weed gr-ss pot and so on.
“yo n-gg-h p-ss me da chad.”
“is chad here?”
“are we chillin with chad?
“b-tch wheres my chad?!”
a person who is mistaken for a mentally r-t-rded person based on their looks and personality. no matter how much their girlfriend may brag, they do not have a large p-n-s.
if that ugly piece of sh-t over there isn’t a chad, then i don’t know what is.
adj. used as a derogatory term towards others. used on someone being a d-ckhead or someone being a c-ckey -sshole. also someone who is a huge loser.

verb. continually dropping the ball. p-ssing everyone off. scr-w-ng up really bad.
adj. “stop being such a chad” “what’s up chad” “he was beign a total chad” “that guy is a huge chad”

verb. “you chaded yourself pretty hard” “he wouldn’t stop chading at the party” “he pulled a huge chad”

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