Chads and Ashleys
“chads and ashleys” is an expression used to refer to the stereotypical group of young guys and girls who are spoiled and rich and live in “lily-white” suburbia. the chads are known to pop their collars and use excessive product in their hair and use such terminology as “bro”. and an ashley is a self consumed, fake, ditz who wears too much makeup, spends her daddy’s money and uses terminology such as “omg”, “like, totally!” and “that’s hot!” and is usually a label wh-r-.
here is how you will recognize “chads and ashleys”
a chad is the guy at the bar or party who eventually wants to fight everyone to prove that he is in fact a “bro”. usually believes every girl in the bar wants him and will relentlessly hit on anything with hair.
an ashley is the girl who is dressed like a hooker in sub 0 temperatures and is falling over drunk but says she’s sober. usually makes her self readily available to every single guy in the bar until later, taking anyone of them home. then it is typical that she will deny or say that she doesn’t remember doing so.
-both are extremely mentally and emotionally unstable and have delusions of grandeur.
Read Also:
- Errante
an italian last name but a very unpopular last name. errante also means to wander. his last name is errante? hmm i have never heard that one before. he was very bored so he decided to errante around the neighborhood.
- Esplog
a spanish-language blog. portmanteau of “español” and “blog” yo holmes, i found a clue in an old esplog entry. excellent, watson! now translate it into something we can understand!
- etchy
the coolest, nicest, most amazing person in the whole world who’s totally gorgeous and is the best friend anyone could ask for. she’s kind, caring, considerate and is always there for you. i’m talking to etchy at 2 a.m. in the morning about funny usc fantasies in a wooded area.
- eternal fail
a fail so utterly complete that it, in essence, eclipses epic fail by a margin as great as, but not limited to, sp-ce and time as we know it. o.j. simpson getting away with murder=eternal fail
- EULA Virus
where a computer gets flooded with the end user license agreements, and must be formatted to get rid of them. usually 50+ constantly pop-up every time you load your computer. “hey, bill, where have you been all day?” “formatting my comp. i got the eula virus…” “wow, that sucks!”