Chain Surfing
chain surfing happens when someone is surfing the internet, sees an “interesting” link then opens it in a new tab or new window (who the heck still opens in a new window?). the person briefly checks the new tab/window then stumbles upon a new link and then opens it in a new tab/window. the person will keep repeating the process until he realizes that he is now looking up n-z-sm and he has wasted more than 30 minutes reading random stuff not really related to the original website. this usually happens on wikipedia, youtube, cracked, etc.
1.)
xkcd.com/214
2.)
a- “hey, look up info on the digestive system while i go use the bathroom.”
b- “okay.”
(after 20 minutes)
a- what did you get?
b- i ended up watching kermit the frog. didn’t get sh-t done.
a- you were chain surfing again!?! paper’s due tomorrow!
b- blame wikipedia.
to balance on a slacked chain that runs between two poles, typically found in urban environments that were designed to have an old-fashioned look. in order to maintain balance, you keep your arms raised and the chain moves sideways, making it look as if you were on a real surf board.
-that kid over there dropped his phone when he was chain surfing
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