chain wings
an award given to someone who manages to have s-x with someone of the opposite s-x in prison.
inmate #1: “my wife visited me today with a mini skirt and no underwear.”
inmate #2: “you get your chain wings?”
inmate #1: “no but she did…”
inmate #2: “aw man im sorry.”
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