Chair Ass
the natural effect of the slow growth and spread of a clerical worker’s physical frame, across the span of years of combining vending machine snack food with an exercise regimen that consists of little more than typing, until said physical frame is confined by the spatial limitations of the worker’s desk chair. commonly applies to programmers, secretaries, and middle management. in extreme cases, can be accompanied by a non-insignificant amount of physical exertion to free the compressed rear end from the chair.
she was really slender and athletic, before she started doing data entry 60 hours a week. but after all those late nights and candy bars, she’s got a real case of chair -ss.
having one’s -ss stuck to a chair
or in b-mble foots song chair-ss
jerry has such a chair-ss!
have you heard the solo in b-mble foot’s song chair -ss?
when you sit on a chir so long your -ss starts to hurt. all your friends laugh at you because of this.
josh: “hey! why weren’t you at soccer practice today?”
kyle: “i got chair-ss from playing too much w.o.w. last night!”
josh: “hahaha! you fail at life!”
kyle: “um… remember how you got chair-ss last week?”
josh: “-cough- yeah, well, um… that was… different. okay?”
kyle: “haha i think that you fail more than i do”
josh: “my -ss still hurts.”
kyle: -rofl (literally)- “ow-mine too!”
when you sit on a chair for so long your -ss starts to hurt. all of your friends laugh at you because of this.
josh: hey! why weren’t you at soccer practice last night?
kyle: i got chair-ss from playing too much w.o.w. last night!
josh: hahaha! you fail at life!
kyle: um… remember how you got chair-ss last week?
josh: -cough- yeah, well, um… that was… different. okay?
kyle: haha i think that you fail more than i do
josh: my -ss still hurts.
kyle: -rofl (literally)- ow-mine too!
i was so excited to be in hollywood that i came in early this morning and took off all my clothing and sat naked on each one of your seats
see definition above chair -ss
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