Chair Cookie


someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.
student 1: moe is such a chair cookie!
student 2: don’t be so harsh. he got a 14 on that last math quiz!
student 1: yeah, but the teacher said she’d give us 14 free points for turning it in!
student 2: well, at least he turned it in.
student 1: actually, i found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

student 2: chair cookie.

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