Chair Tip
often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. at which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. this usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods…which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.
on that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent…so i took a chair tip ftw
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