Chalpacanardis


the combination of chuck norris,lard, and alpaca’s. so close to being an amazing figure but trogdor and raptor jesus falcon p-wnched him into oblivion
“oi it’s a chal..what’s that noise? ” falcon p-wnch -chalpacanardis launches at cody and crits him for over 9000.”

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