Champagnat
a cute guy who can score the girls with looks and sweet talks them, can fill their minds with a whole lot of bullcr-p saying “i wont ever cheat on you babe, i love yu so much” etc… talk on the phone but their txn at the same time.
champagnat: babe, you’re sooo beautful. im thee luckiest guy on earth. i love you so much
suzie: naaw thanks hun mwwah i love you too bubs
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