champagne head
1. the sense of near-delirium or “rush” one suffers when, having consumed a considerable amount of champagne (or sparkling white whine), one rises from a sitting position with undue haste.
2. the technique by which a provider of oral s-x maintains a reasonable amount of champagne (or sparkling white whine) in the reservoirs of the mouth, so as to combine the sensations of pleasure (by providing f-ll-t–, or “oral s-xual gratification”) and pain (by allowing the champagne {or sparkling white wine} to come into contact with the most sensitive areas of the p-n-s or cl-toris.
3. a party, weekend, or vacation goal, referring primarily to a sustained state of mild intoxication, or “buzz.”
1. rae cracked her head on the coffee table when her champagne head caused her to lose her balance.
2. yo, man, i saw stars and fireworks and sh-t when salliemae gave me some killer champagne head last night, yo.
3. g-d, i hope i can crest on some champagne head til i crash on sunday night, holler.
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