Champagne Shit


when you take a sh-t and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)
i was taking a dump the other day and couldn’t figure out how to describe it,it was so powerful that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and i got together and coined the name champagne sh-t
v. – a sh-t where a lump of constipated sh-t is blocking off a collection of diarrhea sh-t, ergo, upon the release of the constipated sh-t you have “popped the cork” of the sh-t.
guy1: “who the h-ll was that screaming in the bathroom?”

guy2: “oh, that was bill, he had mexican last night so i think he’s taking a champagne-sh-t.”

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