champbendion
pr-nounced “cham-pen-dion.” an official partic-p-nt of a drinking bender (which lasts seven or more consecutive days) that consumes alcohol on every day and partic-p-tes in all activities sober or drunk. a champbendion, despite the possibility of deteriorating health, permajitters, bendeebreakdown and benderrage will committ him/herself to the last day of a bender celebration.
a platinum champbendion is one who does the aforementioned bender while maintaining a full-time work schedule. note: –hazardous to health–
after seven days of non-stop imbibing, doc-menting, editing, singing, game-playing, movie-watching, food-coma inducing hilarity, kohbra, la sombra and bangkok joe were crowned champbendions. as president, la sombra saluted kohbra as a platinum champbendion for having worked throughout the bender.
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