champooning


drinking champagne from a woman’s v-g-n- as if it was a fury chalice.
dave: what you doing tonight john?
john: going to see tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
dave: ahhhh special night?
john: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
dave: you dirty b-st-rd, after some champooning then?

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