chance a jeep
chance a jeep
to try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger’s sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one’s way home. most likely to occur when invited back to a person’s house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy b-tch’s ruse.
where were you last night, you were hammered?!
aw mate, ieft a girls house, had no idea where i was and had to chance a jeep. slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the f-ck am i?
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