Chandlerism
a swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist raymond chandler, most notably in the form of philip marlowe.
“from 30 feet away, she looked like a lotta cl-ss. from ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.” – chandlerism spoken by philip marlowe
“he looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.”
when a man is married to a woman, but has deep and intimate feelings for a man.
his chandlerism is going to result in his children asking questions when they get older.
pretty much the coolest, most amazing practice you will ever come across.
teachings of the great chandler, who resides in southern california, usually leave you in amazement, and make you question your sanity.
knows the secret to life, as-well.
chandler likes to drink vodka and oj, take lsd, and party it up!
you wish i would write some chandlerism, but it’s not as powerful or inspiring if i just quote chandler.
you’d have to hear it in person.
“f-ck it. quote me, dammit!” : )
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